Don't drink and run

I went to Pat’s Cocktails last night to see my friend’s band play.

As some of you may know I’m now considered a lightweight when it comes to drinking. I had a 22 ounce bottle of Fat Tire and a Bud Light. By the middle of the second beer I was a little intoxicated. I haven’t done that in a while, anyway.
On the way back to Melyssa’s car we decided to cross the street not using a sidewalk. As we were in mid cross a group of guys drove by and started wooing at us. So I wooed back as we were running across the street hoping we wouldn’t get hit.

I continued to run, when I reached the sidewalk I ran into a electrical box. I then paused and I hear Melyssa’s laughter in the background. All I felt was a shooting stinging sensation on my elbow.

I’d just like to let you all know I have a pretty good size bruise on my elbow.
Moral of the story is don’t drink and run especially when you’re a total klutz like me.